Go to sleep at 1:30am, like every other day, when you awake you realize you hit the snooze button more times than you anticipated (hope your roommate doesn't hatE you for that) so you skip the shower but still put on fresh clothes and fix your bed head. Jump on the UTA bus while you pop a piece of gum in your mouth. Then classes:
- ASL
- Speed Reading
- and your College Success class takes a tour of the library
Typical.
but on your way back to the bus stop something peculiar is in the university's docking bay, HAY. Why is there hay in the bay? BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO ELEPHANTS STANDING ONTOP OF IT!
but on your way back to the bus stop something peculiar is in the university's docking bay, HAY. Why is there hay in the bay? BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO ELEPHANTS STANDING ONTOP OF IT!
My university has elephants, you while you read about elephants I have a free zoo, oh. . . we also have live siberian tigers, just saying.
"Did you see the elephants?"
"YEAH! That one hearing boy showed me them!"
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